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The Inherent Lunacies of Commonly Used Pricing Techniques in Service Businesses

There are many service professionals outdirector position, so you have a say in
there who offer a broad range of compensationcompany matters. Insist that you must be
strategies for their work, hoping thatinvolved in every single decision and you
prospects will find one of them morehave unlimited rights to inspect the books.
attractive than the others and then they areRemember, you are not afully-fledged decision
more willing to engage thesemaker but not a passive observer either.You
professionals.While some of these fee-settingalso create an agreement that you are not
methods are good for certain situations, someresponsible for anything that is going on in
of them are plain duds and can land you inthe company, and you take no responsibility
really nasty situations.So, let us reviewfor the company's debt either now or in the
here some pricing methods servicefuture. You just use your director position
professionals use, and we look at both theto make certain that some anal retentive cost
pros and the cons of each method. Someconscious bean counter doesn't undermine your
methods are great but the problem lies withlead generation initiatives by cutting
their interpretation.Let's start with abudgets. Let me know if you need some help in
common belief. Many professionals guaranteethis area.Equity/Stock PositionI would avoid
results and try to use this guarantee tothis method like the plague. Let's face it.
entice clients from competitors. This is theSome 98% of all businesses fail before their
same as guaranteeing to your spouse that yourtenth year in business. So, if you enter a
marriage is for life and nothing can end itstock option agreement, you have only 2%
except death.So, the essence is that wechance of emerging as a winner being rewarded
cannot promise definite outcomes, unless wefor your expertise. I may not be a
control every aspect of the clientmathematical genius, but even I know that if
relationship. And there are just a very fewI have only 2% chance of reaping the rewards,
professionals who can do that. They areI had better not take 100% risk. It is just
gravediggers, embalmers, autopsy doctors, andnot a sexy ratio.Also, when business owners
other professionals whose clients are fairlyoffer you something in the future, they try
cold and fairly horizontal. When I was ato abdicate the risk onto you. At the same
gravedigger and embalmer, I was in charge andtime, just take a quick look at the cars they
my clients were pretty passive. They gave medrive and the homes they live in. They don't
the right to make key decisions.Personally Iwant to sell their cars in order to inject
believe it is unethical to guarantee outcomessome money into their own businesses. They
when you work collaboratively WITH clients.Itask you to inject your own money as a
may work a bit better when you work as an"partner". They are having a great time,
outsourced labourer and are expected towhile you are hoping and praying that you see
produce results FOR your client.So, let's seesome money for your work.But then you could
these fee-setting methods.Flat Negotiated Feestart the same business as a competitor, push
(Project Fee)In this method professionalsthat idiot out of the market and then you
usually calculate how many hours it will takekeep 100% of the profits. It is a lot better
to do the job and how much you have to forkdeal.Especially high-tech leeches have been
out on materials, and quote a pricefamous for this before the dot com blast, but
accordingly. But from the client's standpointeven now. They know they can have a great
the "I run a team building workshop for you"life using some venture money. We just must
is as useful as a chiropractic clinic enmake sure we don't descend to the stupidity
route to the gallows. Clients want to reducelevel of some "investors", and don't invest
talent attrition, boost sales (strategy) andour hard-earned money and talents in these
the way (tactic) to achieve it is improvinglunatics' adventures.But if you feel
team performance. But how you improve teampassionate about what the company does, go
performance is absolutely irrelevant. If itfor it, but demand a non-executive director
is a workshop, be it a workshop. If it isposition on the board. Again, accept no
removing some team members, that is fine too.responsibility against losses, but make sure
If it is feeding them some pancakes, thatyour voice is heard and you are involved to a
works too. The means are irrelevant as longcertain extent in running the
as they are legal, moral and ethical.If youshow.CommissionsThis is a fixed percentage of
can say that that let's work together toprofits  on  specific  sales  and  it
reduce annual talent attrition by 25%, that
is a valuable proposition. Can you see thesucks.Imagine that your efforts result in $1
difference? If it takes 10 minutes to removemillion in monthly sales. Great. You estimate
some prima donnas from the team and improvea great commission cheque.Then comes the
performance, why the cricket would you botherbusiness owner and announces that using this
to run a workshop? The real performance$1 million he wants to buy a new house and a
improvement takes place right after removingnew Ferrari. All in all, after all that hard
the troublemakers.You can't improve thework the $1 million is gone and you are there
overall performance of the fire brigade bywith pennies in your pocket because your
running workshops on the physics of fluidcommission is payable on profit.And since you
dynamics. Hey, they don't need to know thathave no say in company matters, all you can
aspect of water.Since this approach is aboutdo is to grit your teeth, tighten your belt
working hours, there is a tendency to includeready to face some starvation and look
heavy reports and tonnes of unnecessary memosforward to the next month, being terrified of
in the agreement.Monthly RetainerThere is athe boss' next whimsical decision.Besides all
huge misunderstanding here. For many servicethat, this compensation method is highly
professionals, retainers mean a certainunethical. It forces you simply to sell more
number of hours of pre-paid manual labour.not to improve the client's condition. It's
However, I believe that buyers use serviceshort-term focused with no regards for
professionals for what they know, that is,long-term strategy.Imagine that you go to the
brain power, and not for what they can do instore to buy a simple computer for word
the form of manual labour (brawn power).Justprocessing, but the sales clerk is trying to
imagine a financial advisor. She takes caresell you a top-of-the-range
of your assets for a certain annual fee, butall-bells-and-whistles computer. He doesn't
if you try to convince her that "Hey, I'm toocare what you want or need. He cares about
busy, here is some money, go to the bank,what he needs: More sales to be able to pay
stand in the queue and pay off my VISA card,the mortgage.Some people may say they don't
since I pay you anyway", she may recommenddo this. Look, we are humans. If the road is
you a check-up from the neck up in the localclear and there are no cops around, we all
mental hospital.Also make sure you get paidexceed the speed limit. All in all, when the
in advance and provide unlimited access totemptation is there, we can easily fall for
you. You also have to stipulate who exactlyit. So, the best bet is to remove the
has access to you. There is no point intemptation itself.Do you remember - from the
charging one single fee and allowing a wholemovie The Exorcist - when the young priest,
corporation to call you whenever they needFather Karras is preparing to meet the
your help.Again, your retainer ispossessed girl, and Father Merrin, an
compensation paid to you for access to yourexperienced exorcist, warns him, "Fo not
smarts and talents for a pre-specified periodlisten to anything the demon says. He will
of time. The retainer is not a pre-paidmix lies with the truth to confuse you."The
hourly rate that is drawn against ascommission structure is the same. It mixes so
dispensed billable time. You are not a humanmany lies into the equation that the good
vending machine.There is no project inintentions just vanish. Just keep away from
retainer agreements. There are no specificcommissions.Oh, one more little thing. As a
objectives. The emphasis is on having accessservice professional you are supposed and
to your smarts and counsel. The value of theexpected to be unbiased. When your
retainer agreement is not a function of yourcompensation is directly attached to the
physical presence either. It is the client'soutcome, you will be everything except
responsibility to contact you whenever yourunbiased, thus you automatically become
advice is sought.Fixed Fee With Exposureuseless.It reminds me of the police force in
OpportunitiesThis is when clients saythe old communist Hungary, where the cops
"Although we pay you only peanuts but youwere paid bonuses based on the fines they
will get millions of dollars worth of mediacollected. Guess what? They ruthlessly fined
exposure." This is retarded.Imagine going toevery warm body with a pulse. And the sad
Safeway (Grocery store chain in Norththing was that they made up rules on the fly
America, the UK and maybe elsewhere too) andas they found it most beneficial to
refusing to pay full price, arguing that "Ithemselves. And when the poor victims tried
offer you exposure by carrying my groceriesto argue their sides of the story, the cops
in your shopping bags". What do you thinkoften just beat up their victims. It happened
would happen? The cashier would call theto me a few times too. Then they forced me to
nearest lunatic asylum to book me asign a document that I had fallen down the
place.Push back to buyers and tell them thatstairs. Then they dumped me in a dark alley
unless they only want "exposure to value" notand that was it.BarterIn this setup you are
the value itself, they had better cough upsupposed to exchange services, but there is a
the dough. Imagine, you go to a restaurantproblem here.Let's say that you are a private
starving, order teriyaki elephant tail, andtutor and your client is a car mechanic. So
the waiter does a nice PowerPointyou teach his kid and he fixes your car. Is
presentation on how teriyaki elephant tail isthat fair? On the surface it is. But let's
cooked. Then he happily brings you yourdig a bit deeper.The mechanic fixes your car,
discounted receipt. You have just beenwhich is a rapidly depreciating liability
exposed to value but did not get it. You areanyway.However you are tutoring the
still starving. How would you feel? Stillmechanic's daughter, so she can get better
starving? Then watch the presentation againgrade, she can go to a better university, she
and pay the discount rate again.You offercan get better recognition as a professional,
real value, so you must only accept realso she doesn't have to slog her way through
dough. Wherever in the world you live, I findall the drudgery her parents went through.
it hard to believe that the reining currencyAll in all, you offer the mechanic's greatest
is called "exposure". But check it with yourasset (her daughter) an opportunity to become
mortgage company. I may be wrong.Cost-Basedall she can be and achieve more then her
FeesThere is a problem here. In thisparents have ever achieved.Is this barter
braindead situation you are supposed to beequal? Not exactly. Who is offering more
paid based on your costs. As a servicevalue in this equation? I vote for the tutor
professional, you can offer advice worth ofin spite of the fact that teachers earn a
thousands of dollars in ten minutes at verytiny fraction of what car mechanics earn.I
low costs. So, why should you be penalisedknow people who barter their professional
just because your overhead costs are soservices for computer parts, groceries and
low?When you were in the phase of collectingother tangible bits and bobs. That is, they
your knowledge, you paid both for yourturn their own services into cheap
schooling and your education. (The older Icommodities by bringing them down to the
get the more I realise the difference betweenlevel of a bag of potatoes or a hard
the two.) Nobody came to you saying, "Let medrive.Can you imagine the lawyer saying,
help you to pay your tuition because a few"Replace my computer's hard drive and in
years later I want to hire you and need youreturn I get your uncle out of prison."
to be as knowledgeable asSomething is seriously wrong with this
possible".Contingency FeesThe mistaken ideapicture.Hourly FeesThis is concentrated
behind this payment method is that everystupidity of the highest degree. It is
dollar your expertise brings to your clients'basically giving your life away piecemeal.
businesses, they pay you a percentage.Once IAnd I don't care how high your hourly rate
had a woman who wanted to hire me to help heris, it is just plain negligent to tie your
with weight loss. (I am a certified personalincome to such a finite entity as time. If
trainer and coach some businesswomen overyour value is simply the function of the time
weekends on fitness and lifestyle issues. Youyou spend in your client's company, you may
can call it a paid hobby.) But instead ofjust turn into a lapdog, and at least you
paying me my normal fees, she wanted to paywill be more highly appreciated.There are so
me for the lost weight. I told her that itmany problems that it is just hard to express
was up to her how well she would adhere toin one short article, but here are some.First
the programme I design for her, and she wouldhere is an exercise for you. Average North
start shaping up accordingly. She insisted onAmerican consultants invoice some 1,144 hours
the pay for performance (lost pounds). So Ia year. Multiply this number by your hourly
had no option but to tell her that I couldrate, and what you are staring at is the
push her to the brink of certain death toabsolute maximum you can earn.Per Diem
achieve maximum weight loss, but that wouldfees......inflict an artificial upper limit
not achieve what she was seeking. Althoughon your earning potential...make your income
she saw the point and was willing to acceptsubject to "going" or "competitive"(ly low)
my normal fees, but I decided to reject herrates...present you as an expense, an
as a client. A troublesome prospect mostimpediment...damage your market positioning
often becomes a bat out of hell (helloand create a space for price
Meatloaf!) client.How stupid do you think aobjections...force clients to make too many
mother would be if she paid a babysitter forbudgetary decisions, and create too many yes
the poundage of flesh she has to babysit?no situations...do not require your clients
Just a thought.Business owners all over theto fully commit to the project, because they
world are pounding on their chests that theyknow they can end it anytime...lock you into
have no money to waste and they only pay fora "commodity trap". You are just one of the
performance. This statement is also bullshit.crowd....take your focus away from creating
They have already wasted a boatload of moneyand delivering value because you always try
on their own stupidity and underperformance,to sell more deliverables and tasks
called "figuring it out", instead of hiringregardless of improvement in the client's
some help.Far too many business owners callcondition.SummaryThe way I see the situation
in external advisors too late. Just imagine.is that it is me who takes a risk by running
What is the point in hiring the best shipin my own business. I am willing to take this
consultants to save your sinking ship afterrisk knowing that I am the owner and the
she hit an iceberg and is already 9/10 underultimate decision maker of this
water?My view on contingency payment is thatbusiness.Whatever happens in my business, I
I don't want to take 100% risk and then beam single-handedly responsible for the
rewarded with a 10% of the rewards, while theresults.But while I am willing to take this
business owner is having a great time,risk in my own business, I am not willing to
knowing that she abdicated all theassume risk in other people's businesses.
responsibility to an external helper.ThisYes, I guarantee my work but I cannot
also reminds me of how so many professionalsguarantee results, simply because I am not
live their lives. They are willing tothe decision maker.Here are some questions to
sacrifice their own health for the sake ofconsider:Can military generals guarantee
chasing more business, and from their 50svictory? No.Can airline pilots guarantee safe
they spend all their hard-earned money onarrival? No.Can surgeons guarantee survival
remedial measures to re-build their health.for their patients? No.Even Harvard Business
Does it work? No. You simply cannot put inSchool cannot guarantee that, after
what is not there. Once your health is gone,completing their MBA programme, you will have
it is gone forever. It is so simple.Alla guaranteed position at McKinsey & Co. or
right, business owners may cry that they areany one of the large accounting firms. But I
only willing to pay for results. Then howhave also heard that you have to pay the -
come that they have been paying themselvesobscenely expensive - tuition in advance with
for years and years for their own mistakesno guarantee for getting a job at all. How is
and underperformance? Maybe they should paythat?As a service professional, all you can
back all that money and now there is moneydo is to bring a lot of your past experience
for a competent advisor.This method doesn'tto your engagements to improve the client's
work in consulting, which is all aboutcondition. The client must take
collaboration. It is about WE createresponsibility for getting the greatest
something amazing here, not YOU do this and Ipossible result from your advice.In my view
do that. The synergy lies in "we" not inthe best way of setting fee is based on
"you" and "I".But for example if you do leadperceived value. Yes, you can stick a price
generation FOR a client and you are in 100%tag against tasks (conducting workshops) and
control of the whole lead generation process,deliverables (business plans), but they are
then contingency may work out. Nevertheless,just that, prices. Just as beauty is in the
you still have to demand a certain "setup"eye of the beholder, value is in the eye of
fee payable in advance. Also note that youthe buyer.So, everything you do should
don't get paid for the sales, but you getrevolve around perceived value as received by
paid for the sales leads. Converting thosethe client. Hint: It does not make 20 times
leads into clients and customers is not yourmore money to make a Ferrari as it takes to
problem.If you are a DJ and play a popularmake a Ford.Ford sells four wheels, some
song, you have to pay royalty on the songupholstery, an engine and a radio for
even if the whole room is empty. It is your$20,000, while Ferrari sells success, style
responsibility to bring in people with pulseand prestige for $400,000. Go
and money not the musician's.The other placefigure.Organisational Provocateur Tom "Bald
when contingency compensation works is jointDog" Varjan of Dynamic Innovations Squad
ventures (JV). However, if you JV with ahelps providers of professional services to
company, you are a partner. And advisor is anachieve the income and lifestyle levels they
advisor, not a partner. The owner of thedesire through high-trust high-impact client
company must give you a non-executiverelationships.



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