| When my friend Kate, who, let the record
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| | you've clearly got too much time on your
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| show, is lovely and more than I deserve,
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| | hands. Don't feel bad, I empathise, I'm
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| signed me up for this site, I was
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| | the one writing this drivel. Nonetheless,
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| genuinely pleased with myself. I felt big
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| | take a moment of your ample time, and try
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| and clever 'cause I had a little corner
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| | to find any link - any link at all -
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| of the web to call my own, however
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| | between a sixty year old English
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| tenuously. Still, as so often happens, a
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| | guitarist and horny teenage lesbians.
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| thought has come along and spoiled my
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| | Answers, if you'd be so kind, to the
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| little idyll.I bought some blue hair dye,
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| | usual address.Also, while we're on this
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| the other day, to go undercover with a
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| | subject, let's stop kidding eachother and
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| group of fascistic old ladies bent on
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| | get right to the point: No matter how
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| world domination.Well, that's not true.
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| | many times porn sites feature the word
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| To be honest, I saw a cricketer with
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| | "free", it really isn't, and I, for one,
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| bright blue hair, once, and much as I
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| | am sick of this.Sure, sure, there are
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| detest cricket I thought it looked
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| | guys out there who meet real women. Guys
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| good.So I finally got around to going
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| | who have interesting lives, and who
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| through with it, and I noticed something.
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| | aren't shockingly pale and blue haired.
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| This hair-dye company has a website.If
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| | Guys who, if asked to participate in a
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| you're anything like me, you have to ask
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| | bout of energetic bedroom gymnastics,
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| yourself why. To save you the trouble, I
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| | would not be aghast to find themselves
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| took a look.Well, let me say right off,
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| | sterilised by 18 hours a day's worth of
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| seeing the site didn't answer the
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| | computer radiation. (Sorry guys, but we
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| question. I'll give you a brief run-down
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| | are. Go on, check, I'll wait.)For the
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| of what's on this site: A list of the
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| | rest of us, a group in which I must sadly
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| various colours available. Some white,
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| | include myself, there is often little
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| person-shaped silhouettes with hair in
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| | recourse but to tackle the problem alone.
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| said colours. Nothing else.And, in this
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| | Is it too much to ask that some kindly,
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| way, I've come to a conclusion. There are
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| | lecherous old benefactor out there might
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| too many websites.I have no objection to
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| | take pity and distribute free, high
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| there being a diverse range of
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| | quality pornography to us all?! Perhaps
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| information sources available, but I feel
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| | he does. Perhaps there is fantastic porn
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| I must draw the line at things such as
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| | just waiting to be discovered, and it
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| the hairdye debacle. In fact, I'm going
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| | never will, because there are so many
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| to go one further and suggest something
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| | lesser, expensive sites clogging the net
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| radical:There is too much porn on the
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| | like so much shaven pubic hair in a
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| internet.I know, I know, this may sound
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| | drain.Alright, the analogy was a little
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| harsh, but hear me out. The other day, I
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| | much, but you get my point.I'm not saying
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| was looking around on a file sharing
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| | I have the answers. I don't know how we
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| programme to see if I could find any
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| | would implement a purge of the entire
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| interesting live music videos. I typed in
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| | internet that leaves only the arousing
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| "Clapton" and I swear to god one of the
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| | and the useful, but I still say I've had
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| results came back "Horny Teenage Lesbians
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| | worse ideas.Incidentally, "Horny Teenage
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| Part 2."Now let's be frank. If you've
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| | Lesbians Part 2" isn't up to much. But
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| read this column before and are not my
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| | there's a nice video of "Wonderful
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| editor/therapist/other personality,
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| | Tonight" going around...
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