| It looked like being a sweltering hot day so young | | | | After a while a few wickets fell and it was 'Skippy's' |
| 'Skippy' asked his girlfriend if she would fancy | | | | turn to go into bat. "Your next in" shouted the |
| accompanying him to the village cricket match that | | | | Captain and 'Skippy' looked very hot and bothered as |
| Saturday. She did not much like cricket but she | | | | he went to the pavilion to put his pads on. A wicket |
| thought that it might be a good chance to spend | | | | fell and 'Skippy' was due to go to the crease. 'Skippy' |
| some time with him and top up her tan at the same | | | | was taking such a long time to get ready that |
| time. So she agreed to go along. | | | | someone shouted "Where is he"? The Captain smiled |
| 'Skippy's' team batted first and with 'Skippy' being a | | | | and he replied "He's having trouble with his protector, |
| late order batsman he happily went to sit with his | | | | he can't get it on"! |
| girlfriend for a while. Because it was so hot she | | | | Everyone fell about laughing when a red faced |
| decided to put her bikini on. Neither team could fully | | | | 'Skippy' finally emerged from the pavilion having finally |
| concentrate on the game, after she did that, | | | | got his protector on. If you don't want to be |
| because they could not take their eyes off 'Skippy's' | | | | embarrassed, like 'Skippy', then do not take your |
| girlfriend laid out in the sun. | | | | girlfriend to the cricket on a hot summer's day. |